The Dreaded Return
Last summer, I managed to work four months in a freezer without getting a cold. Or at least I can't remember having a cold. Now that I'm working in an air-conditioned office space, I've contracted a dreaded summer cold.
It's great; really, I enjoy the excess mucous, the uncontrolled sneezing and the general horrible feeling.
I refuse, however, to take any sort of cold medication, lest I make it official that I do have a summer cold.
So, ignore this post. It doesn't exist.