Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Halloween Costumes

If I Did Dress Up

Obviously I'm far too cool and too old to dress up for Halloween. What would the neighbours think? Oh, that's right: fuck my neighbours. Morons, they are.

But if I were to dress up for Halloween, I would wear a suit. And then when someone guessed what I was -- lawyer, gangster, douche bag wearing a suit -- I would say, No, I'm going to a funeral later.

Then the questioner would feel awful. That's the spirit of Halloween, right?

Or am I missing the point?


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